I just wanted to take a minute to ease yall’s minds about something.
I know you have been worried ever since my building got tented, that Mr. McGillicuddy may be a casualty of the condo association’s attempts to stall the ravages of time. Well you can lay those fears to rest! I just saw Mr. McGillicuddy climbing down a tree, carrying with him the dreams of a summer come to its end. Il a fini en beauté.
In related news, I spotted a cricket on the MetroMover escalator yesterday. I almost exploded with joy. But I was running late.
mr. mc! you are okay! l’estate è finita in bellezza! thank you mr. mcgillicuddy!
Thanks for not splattering yourself all over me, man.
Thank you, Mr. McGillicuddy for making all my dreams come true.
cricket…cricket