i ask forgiveness of the rain that didn’t hit south florida too much this season, not the rain i mean but the wind and rain and broken trees and downed power lines. i ask forgiveness of the rain and the water because much is made of it, it must feel cheated.
i ask forgiveness for the mothers and the fathers but most especially the children, all the naughty children including those who don’t go on to be mothers and fathers, including those who eat their snot and play with their down under, even those that cut the tail of my cat and shot my pet rabbit and raped my sister.
i ask forgiveness of the politicians who have a terrible job i would rather they had it than me then spend all day criticizing or critiquing and wishing death and scourge upon them.
i ask forgiveness for the catholic priests and the children they molested in the sense of had sex with either penetrative or not and then shed the cloth and now live alone in isolated places with a shotgun on the left hand side of the door.
i ask forgiveness, too, for the boy who started the wildfire playing with matches let his life not be charred like the houses he killed.
i ask forgiveness of my friends for my silence and my enemies for my words especially the ones that hurt whether i meant them or not.
i ask forgiveness for all the bloggers who spell its as if it were it’s and spray their writing with dangling participles greater sin than which cannot and will not be conceived yet i ask forgiveness and mercy and the guiding light of god.
I think this is an excellent post upon which I like it very much and offer my personal forgiveness to the rain which if it would like to show its gratitude to me can feel free to come down very hard on friday in time to cancel a certain meeting i don’t feel like going to and also thre rain can feel free to bring some nice stiff cool winds to make it feel like fall even down here in miami.
I realize you asked for forgiveness of the rain not for it but i offer mine anyway because i’m generous like that.
li’l pony, i just had a Personal Conversation with the rain and she promised me she will come down hard on friday in gratitude to you even though She Thinks you should keep your blasted appointment and stop whining already.
She also said that there aren’t no stiff winds available because they got all used up in the california fires except they weren’t stiff which confuses me a bit because i think of stiff to mean cold and it seems to me you do to, upon which your comment, and the california fires weren’t cold that i know of.
I beg forgiveness for declaring l’il Pony a man when declaring the results of my contest yesterday. And also you should be worried if nature asks forgiveness, those differently bright persons in charge will fuck up the world even more.
but i am a man!
i mean a boy!
li’l pony is definitely a male human of the species, especially when he wears those italian designer jeans that sound like an alternative to gasoline.